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It has to hurt, but it's a question of support
 WILL
your team finish fourth this season? Answer the questions below
to find out.
Q1. You are 2-0 up against the Leicester City in a cup game,
do you: (A) Start chanting “Easy, easy” before watching
your team lose 3-2. (B) As long as it’s not Bolton, safely
progress to the next round.
 Q2.
You are drawn against Grimsby Town in a cup game, do you: (A)
Embarrass yourselves by losing to a team in the bottom league.
(B) Not play league cup qualifiers at all because of important
European fixtures.
Q3. Your team is drawn against Real Madrid in the Champions
League, do you: (A) Not applicable. (B) Outplay Real in the
Bernabeu and go on to beat Juventus too.
Q4. You are asked when was the last time your team won the league,
do you: (A) Get out the black-and-white footage and recall 1961.
(B) Shout “2004. We won the league at White Hart Lane.”
If you answered mainly (A) then you support Tottenham. Sorry.
You will not be going to the Champions League. If you answered
mainly (B) then you support Arsenal. Proceed to the Champions
League.
 ETOE
fans bristled when I flashed my squeaky bum after last week’s
Newcastle debacle.
Thank goodness our Spurs helped me stick it where the sun
don’t shine with a performance against Man City that helped
make that match – and my moaning – a distant memory.
 Bit
like Arsenal league victories over hairdryer-on-legs Fergie
and Co I hear you Tottenham devotees crow.
Ooh, it’s got to hurt when the same man-child who brought
your unbeaten run to an end makes your team appear more likely
to win the Euro Song Contest than the Euro Championship.
Wayne Rooney might be as hopeless as my gran when it comes to
betting on the gee-gees, but he’s a real chip off the old
potato head when it comes to scoring goals.
Sadly for you Gooners, Robin Van Persie appeared to have got
his video tapes mixed up before Arsenal visited Pizza Hut, sorry
Old Trafford.
Instead of watching Rooney against Newcastle, Bobbin seems to
have switched on the Jermaine Jenas cassette judging by the
way he missed that sitter. Who says Spurs aren’t the ones
to watch?
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